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Thursday, July 30, 2009

Joke of the Day





Brilliant Joke, for men.






Women : Just read the first half!











A Woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went
into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her,
"If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes." The woman
freed the frog, and the frog said, Thank you, but I failed to mention that there
was a condition to your wishes.



Whatever you wish for, your husband will get times ten!" The woman said, "That's
okay." For her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the
world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your
husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis whom women will flock to".
The woman replied, "That's okay, because I will be the most beautiful Woman and
he will have eyes only for me." So, KAZAM-she's the most beautiful Woman in the
world! For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The
frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world. And he
will be ten times richer than you. " The woman said, "That's okay,

because what's mine is his and what's his is mine." So, KAZAM-she's the richest
woman in the world! The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she
answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."



Moral of the story: Women are clever. Don't mess with them.



Attention female readers: This is the end of the joke for you. Stop here and
continue feeling good.







Male readers: Please scroll down.


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Man had a attack ten times milder than his wife!!!



Moral of the story: Women are really dumb but think they're really smart. Let
them continue to think that way and just enjoy the show.



PS: If you are a woman and are still reading this; it only goes to show that
women never listen!!!



Forward this to all the guys for a good laugh, and to all the ladies who have a
good sense of humor

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Wednesday, July 29, 2009

( HUMOR AND JOKES ) POETIC RESIGNATION

TML clipboard
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Employee Resignation
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The name is good, the brand is big
But the work I do is that of a pig

The work or the brand; what is my way?
I don't know if I should stay.

To work, they have set their own way
Nobody will care to hear what I say

My will be NULL, they wont change their way
I don't know if I should stay.

The project is in a critical stage
But to do good work, this is the age

This dilemma is killing me day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The money is good, the place is great
But the development is at a very small rate

Should I go for the work, or wait for pay
I don't know if I should stay!

The managers don't know what they talk
The team doesn't know where they walk

That's a bad situation, what say?
I don't know if I should stay.

I can go to any other place
But what if I get the same disgrace

I can't keep switching day by day
I don't know if I should stay.

The -ves are more, the +ves are less
Then why have this unnecessary mess

No more will I walk their way,
It's all done, I won't stay.

Thanks & Regards
Employee

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Manager Response
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Reply: What I want to say? (Manager)

The decision is good or decision is bad
Only God knows still I am glad

Keep moving in life that is what I can say

If you feel right go in the same way
May god give you the work, the challenge you want

Anyway there is always a second chance
Chances are there, grab them snatch them

That is what I can say

Keep on jumping companies to get more and more and more....
That will keep you always a fore (Even to me)

From my experience I can tell you
Being in software development is like taking hell out of you

You are frustrated since you have no quality work
And you were frustrated because you had quantity work

It's always like that previous job was better than the current one
And expects the new job will be much better than this one

But what you get is a frustration level up to sun
Than you will again send the resignation like this one

This is all what I want to say

Have you completed all the formalities?
Filled the form and got it signed from department humanities (HR)

Once done you can take all your cash
But don't refer others as they will follow you're a*s.

At last I appreciate your contribution to the company
Even though there was not any....

You will keep a copy of this with you for FYI
Don't feel shy

As I also got it some time back from my old manger say Hi.....
That is all what I want to say.

Thanks & Regards


Manager

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